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Text convo with [ profile] cielamara.

Dextra: Beat em over the head with a Louisville Slugger and drink heavily. That's my motto.

Nikki: I want to see that in Latin on someone's coat of arms.

Dextra: God damn it. You know if you say these things to me I have to draw them.

Nikki: Well, you needed motivation to draw tonight, didn't you? :P

Dextra: Damn it. I was gonna piss around and play Arkham City.

Nikki: I think you should put some swans on there. Like oh, how dainty and pretty and then BOOM! HEADSHOT with a wing. Swans will beat some ass.
I ruin everything, it's my specialty.


Nikki: Trollolololol :D:D:D


Nikki: And maybe a four-leaf clover because it's on the Davis coat of arms and also to say BISH YOU LUCKY I'M TOO DRUNK TO REALLY STOMP YO ASS. Building a theme here.
Though if I were desigining a coat of arms for myself it would feature a goose and its mottow would be FUCK YOU, I'M A GOOSE, GEESE DON'T CARE. But in Latin.

Dextra: I did just get a coat of atms* in the mail. It's all Dr Who related. Odd coincidence.

Nikki: Clearly you need to design this coat of arms.

Dextra: Biiiiiitch.

Nikki: :D It's so cute that you're haing such a hard time spelling "mistress of all that is awesome."

Dextra: No, I think I know how to spell cuntbag. :p I'm also proud of my phone for having cuntbag in its dictionary.

Nikki: LMAO did you put it there?

Dextra: ...maybe.

Ok, so to recap, my phone is made up of equal parts LOL, OMG and WTF.

LOL - It's been known to change *hugs* to *jihad*

OMG - Its internal dictionary contains words like "cuntbag", "twatwaffle" and "Benedict Cumberbatch". There's actually a shortcut for the last one.

*WTF - Sometimes, things like "arms" come out as "atms". Now I'm wondering what the fuck a coat made of atms looks like. o_O

on 2012-03-08 07:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
Our conversations always get so out of hand. We're awesome.

on 2012-03-08 08:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
Fuck yeah.

on 2012-03-08 07:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]

This is why Cielly must visit. Because a drunken conversation in person would be EPIC.

on 2012-03-08 08:34 pm (UTC)

on 2012-03-08 08:13 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
Wait, you have Arkham City? For PC or PS3? ^_^

on 2012-03-08 08:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
Well I didn't buy the PS3 as a paperweight, y'know...

on 2012-03-08 08:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
Also, according to Google translate, the Latin for "Fuck you, I'm a goose" is "Pedicabo ego vos sum anser."

on 2012-03-09 07:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile]
I totally lost it at *jihad*.


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