dextra: (Cherry Hammer)
Text convo with [livejournal.com profile] cielamara.

Dextra: Beat em over the head with a Louisville Slugger and drink heavily. That's my motto.

Nikki: I want to see that in Latin on someone's coat of arms.

Dextra: God damn it. You know if you say these things to me I have to draw them.

Nikki: Well, you needed motivation to draw tonight, didn't you? :P

Dextra: Damn it. I was gonna piss around and play Arkham City.

Nikki: I think you should put some swans on there. Like oh, how dainty and pretty and then BOOM! HEADSHOT with a wing. Swans will beat some ass.
....
I ruin everything, it's my specialty.

Dextra: SHUT UUUUUPPPPP

Nikki: Trollolololol :D:D:D

Dextra: I NAME YOU BEYOTCH, RUINER OF LAZYTIEMS

Nikki: And maybe a four-leaf clover because it's on the Davis coat of arms and also to say BISH YOU LUCKY I'M TOO DRUNK TO REALLY STOMP YO ASS. Building a theme here.
Though if I were desigining a coat of arms for myself it would feature a goose and its mottow would be FUCK YOU, I'M A GOOSE, GEESE DON'T CARE. But in Latin.

Dextra: I did just get a coat of atms* in the mail. It's all Dr Who related. Odd coincidence.

Nikki: Clearly you need to design this coat of arms.

Dextra: Biiiiiitch.

Nikki: :D It's so cute that you're haing such a hard time spelling "mistress of all that is awesome."

Dextra: No, I think I know how to spell cuntbag. :p I'm also proud of my phone for having cuntbag in its dictionary.

Nikki: LMAO did you put it there?

Dextra: ...maybe.

Ok, so to recap, my phone is made up of equal parts LOL, OMG and WTF.

LOL - It's been known to change *hugs* to *jihad*

OMG - Its internal dictionary contains words like "cuntbag", "twatwaffle" and "Benedict Cumberbatch". There's actually a shortcut for the last one.

*WTF - Sometimes, things like "arms" come out as "atms". Now I'm wondering what the fuck a coat made of atms looks like. o_O
dextra: (Sweeney Todd - Happy Singing Razors)
I have no motivation this morning. And my stomach is being all weird and hurty. I have to get moving and head to Winchester in a little bit. I have to go give them some hair. And as soon as I dye my hair, I'm gonna go do just that.

I think I'm about 1/4 of the way done with Wonder Woman. I'm about 3/4 done with Cory's tattoo. And I haven't gotten to touch the Superman table in days because it's been raining for 3 days now. I can't paint it inside due to all the fumes from the spray paint, or I'd have just done it in here. But since it looks like it's going to be happiness and sunshine on the forecast for the next few days, I might actually get that sucker done before the week's out. And then I can move on to other shiny things.

Rice Krispie treats are good for breakfast, right? I'm too damn groggy to even put waffles in the toaster.

I found a couple of neat things to download last night and I couldn't sleep until they finished so I could listen to the music for a bit. I found a huge collection of cover songs, which I have an odd fascination for. Also, the soundtrack to Death Proof. I really just wanted "Down in Mexico" by The Coasters (if you've seen the movie, it's from the lapdance scene). Anyway, I like that song. Can't hear it without my hips wanting to go into swirly mode. And the one song I was really wanting? Can't find the damn thing. I may have to break down and hit iTunes for that one.

Back to the job thing, though, once I go give them my hair sample (which is so 1984 to me - but I'm paranoid like that), then I'm good to start work on Monday. But it also means that I have a few more days to toss my line out and maybe do a couple more interviews. And I'm still hoping the bank calls me back by Friday. Because EDS is easy, if boring work, but the bank means I won't have to drive as far, and it's not quite as boring. I can see it being one of those jobs where half the day goes by before you even realize it.

*yawn* I really want to go back to bed. I was having such a nice dream.

Art stuffs under here. )

Edited because I hit the "post" button too fast.
dextra: (Firefly - See Jayne)
Urgh. So...groggy. I overslept this morning and it's thrown me way off my game. All I really want to do is go home and curl back up in bed.

My sister could be having her baby any minute now. She's been having contractions on and off for a week now, but nothing regular enough to constitute actual labor. If she's showing progress on Thursday, they might admit her and induce labor then, but if not, then the 20th. Definitely by then, because her doctor's going to be on vacation after then, and she really wants him to be the one to deliver. So either way, I'll have a new nephew by the time I get up there. Which is cool with me, because that'll give me an excuse to steal Aiden from her for a while.

I got a pretty little package from Avy last night, and I lurves it. :D And she got her card from me, so you guys should all be getting cards any time now as well. I've got some presents for a few people that will be going out this weekend, seperate from the cards. I'm just waiting on one last package to arrive, and then I'll be good to go.

Also, I had to put a post-it note sign on my computer at home that says "Put down the credit card and step away from the computer". That would be because I get stoned and then make retarded purchases. Oh, I'm sure that particular item will come in handy later, but had I been sober I'd have thought twice about it.
dextra: (Hamster angst)
You know your day is gonna pretty much suck when your wake up call is getting puked on at 4 am. And then again at 4:45, and once more at 5:10. And then in the rush to get it all cleaned up before it sinks into/sticks to every surface it touches, you slip on a turd that the dog ever so thoughtfully placed in front of the bathroom door, causing you to land on your ass. Now all I really need is for someone to piss in my coffee, and my day will be complete!*

*Kill me plzkthx
dextra: (Cash says FUCK YOU)
Fuck you, alarm clock.

That is all.

I feel better now.
dextra: (Ronicus Explodicus)
At work, I sit at a computer, fucking with programs, all day long. And today, on my day off, I am sitting at not one, but two computers, fucking with programs, and I'll be doing this all day long. Thankfully, this room has a linoleum floor, because I've been rolling back and forth across the room. I've been burning off all the stuff I want to keep off the Vaio of Doom, and while the discs are burning, I'll roll over here to play on the net.

My brother is never allowed to touch my computer again. I knew it was a mistake leaving it in his care, but I still like to hold out hope sometimes. He just did so much messing around with it, that it is just fucked. None of the programs work right, there's a shitload of spyware and adware that would take more time than I care to use to fix. And giving it a fresh start would probably be a good idea anyway. It makes me actually decide what I want to keep and what can go, rather than procrastinating on it and just leaving unnecessary crap there because I'm too lazy to delete it.

I did tell Goober that I would burn off what I could find of his stuff. I think he's just mostly concerned about his games. He downloaded an NES and a SNES emulator, and a bunch of ROMs for them. Those I don't mind. And his music folder, no problem. But I found half a gig of porn, and if he thinks I'm wasting half a dozen discs for his spank fuel, he's got another thing coming.

Ugh. It's been rainy all day, and I'm getting sleepy. I want to take a nap, but I want to get all this done. Argh. Time for another donut, methinks.

(By the way, I've uploaded 75 icons now. Even with the ton of icons I have, I couldn't find a full 100 I like enough to use. Guess I'll have to make some more soon.)

*YAWN*

Jan. 12th, 2005 08:49 am
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I shouldn't be this tired this early in the morning. I've been up since about 3:30 am. Had to get up early to take CJ to work again, and this time, the kids were with us. I was so hoping that they wouldn't have a hard time getting going, but once they're up, they're up. The drive itself was fairly uneventful, which is a good thing. We stopped by Starbucks when we got back to town and got breakfast (coffee for me, hot cocoa for the kids, and muffins).

I want to go to sleep so bad right now, but I can't. I have to go over and get the kids signed up for daycare in an hour, and I have to stop by the office first and take care of something I forgot to do yesterday before I left. I don't know if I'll go in to work after getting the kids signed up or not. Depends on how it goes. I really just want to come home and fall over.

CJ was hoping that he wouldn't have to go back to the boat, and I really didn't want him to go. He put in a transfer to go shoreside so he could be home every night, because he's getting tired of being on the boat half the time. He's been doing it for over 3 years now, and it's a tough thing to deal with. Here's what he had to say about it this morning. If I could do something to get him off the boat, I'd do it. But we can't afford to make it on my paycheck alone.

I knew I should have kept that money fairy in the jar, but OH NO, mom said it was a firefly and needed to go outside with the rest of them. Stupid mom.

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