dextra: (Bones - Good God Man)
Post apocalyptic future dream. The saviors of humanity are (no shit) Muppets, the vampires of Bon Temps, Justin Powell and Cory Stringer. I don't think I should HAVE to elaborate further at this point, but for the sake of showing how fucked my subconcious is, I will anyway. It started with the vampires. I was in an hospital that people were finding refuge in. Bill Compton saved me from a bad vamp that wanted to skin me to see my what my finger bones looked like under the moonlight. Northman was around, but unfortunately nowhere near me. Damn it.

People were scavegeing for food. I recall a group of teenagers finding a stash of canned food and being very excited about it. I found Justin and Cory in a cafeteria, after the Muppets found them. And my mother was with them. There was a moment, when my mother said, there she is, there's my daughter! And all of them said hi to me and waved excitedly. And even though I'd just been attacked by a vampire, and seriously scared and confused, my smartass gene kicked in. I said (in my Dr. Nick voice) "HI EVERYBODY!" And about a third of the muppets yelled back "HI DR NICK!" and I did a fistpump and said "Them's mah people." No, I don't know why I did this, but if you know me, you're probably not surprised that I would.

There was a bunch of random scenes that floated around as well. It seemed that we were in NYC, because I could see the Manhattan skyline. Though the view was similar to that from the observation deck of the Empire State Building, so that was a little odd. Also of note, the Doozers built the World Trade Center back with three towers and barber's scissors sticking out the top. I don't know why. I remember seeing some other vampires wandering around at night, but of course, come daylight, they were running for the basement/morgue.

Oh, and Schaef was having a conversation with someone about where he had been. It seems we were all kind of scattered around NY. He said he was just out running his car up and down the highway really fast because there weren't any cops around to bust him, and it wouldn't mean anything anyway.

There was one thing that really disturbed me. More than the vamp wanting to eat the flesh off my fingers. That was The Count and Bubba (from the Sookie books) chasing cats. Wrong wrong wrong. Anyway. My brain is a very weird place to be at night.
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But I had to prank someone. Instead, I got to prank about 80 people AT THE SAME TIME.

I rule.
dextra: (me)
WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD NOT BE LEGALIZED

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.


[This isn't serious, it's a parody.]
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IF you are one of the people I talk to on an instant messenger (and I currently use AIM, MSN and Yahoo), be aware that if the conversation is funny, interesting, or just plain weird, it may wind up here. Or, y'know, if you piss me off. Then I will not only publish your wanton stupidity here, I'll put it everywhere on the web. Why? Cause I'm just evil like that. I don't really need a reason.
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I like talking to Mark. Mark hates things. And when I want to hate something, I talk to Mark. And we've found out that we really hate self-important vegans. They piss us meat loving people off. Not that we really hate vegans, just one in particular. And he's really deserving. Trust me on this. You have no choice.

Dextra says:
don't you think this kevun fuck needs the shit kicked out of him?
Child of Bodom says:
yes
Dextra says:
did you see that "pagan song" that he and his buddy apparently wrote? not fucking funny
Child of Bodom says:
no
Dextra says:
see, its ok for you guys to joke about that stuff cause you know me. this shit just wanders in and starts in.....that's not cool. at all.
Child of Bodom says:
he whines
Child of Bodom says:
but doesn't do anything
Child of Bodom says:
he's a hippy
Dextra says:
yup
Dextra says:
and i even agree with some of the things he's said, but being an annoying asshole makes me want to kick his teeth in
Child of Bodom says:
WAR IS WRONG!
Child of Bodom says:
NO FUCKING SHIT!
Child of Bodom says:
NO BODY LIKES WAR!
Child of Bodom says:
ugggg
Dextra says:
he acts like he's trying to save the fucking world

Child of Bodom says:
he can't just make a posts
Child of Bodom says:
that's what's irritating
Child of Bodom says:
he ALWAYS has to bring something up
Dextra says:
i know...then he gets upset when someone complains, saying he doesn't want to read about gamecubes, or gwyneth paltrow, or DDR, or that stuff
Dextra says:
well he came to the wrong fucking board, now didn't he?
Child of Bodom says:
he thinks he is smart
Child of Bodom says:
and we aren't
Child of Bodom says:
I don't come here to spend all day debating about the ramifications of ...everything
Child of Bodom says:
the occasional debate is fun
Dextra says:
but this isn't the place for it....far from it
Dextra says:
don't come debating moral values in a board plagued with penis jokes
Child of Bodom says:
he does it to feel smart
Dextra says:
too bad he doesn't realize how stupid he sounds
Dextra says:
like that list of "vegans" he posted....half of those people are dead, and some of them i know for a fact eat meat
Child of Bodom says:
veganism is about as asinine as a diet as I've heard of...

Child of Bodom says:
cow's are dumb
Child of Bodom says:
chickens will drown in the rain
Child of Bodom says:
they arn't sentient, and I'll eat 'em up good
Dextra says:
"I've killed everything that's walked or crawled at one point or another....and now I've come for you Little Bill"
Child of Bodom says:
lol
Dextra says:
that's gonna be kevun's new name....Little Bill
Child of Bodom says:
I was thinking of idiot
Dextra says:
that works too
Dextra says:
i ought to tell him to eat shit...it's organic too
Child of Bodom says:
lmao
Child of Bodom says:
but it comes from animals!
Dextra says:
but then he'd probably complain of all the ingredients
Dextra says:
hahah
Child of Bodom says:
I love cheese and meat damn you
Child of Bodom says:
take them from me and people will get hurt
Dextra says:
damn right....i loves me a big thick rare steak
Dextra says:
ooo damn....that could be taken in such a bad context
Child of Bodom says:
I'll take medium rare thanks
Child of Bodom says:
and it could
Child of Bodom says:
rare is just too risky for me
Dextra says:
well, most restaraunts won't cook it right, so if i say rare, i might get lucky and get medium rare
Child of Bodom says:
I think it's a legal thing
Dextra says:
last time i ordered medium rare, i got well done
Child of Bodom says:
I don't think they are ALLOWED to serve it TOO raw
Child of Bodom says:
some places won't even serv sunny side up eggs anymore
Dextra says:
some places will, and some won't. just depends on where you're at
Child of Bodom says:
I can't blame them
Dextra says:
i know....it's stupid
Child of Bodom says:
I don't wanna get sued
Dextra says:
some assholes will sue if their toast isn't brown enough
Child of Bodom says:
GOD DAMN THAT KEVIN ASS
Child of Bodom says:
sorry
Dextra says:
heh
Dextra says:
let's lynch him
Child of Bodom says:
fun!
Child of Bodom says:
and tie him to the STEAK!
Dextra says:
hahaha
Child of Bodom says:
harharhar
Dextra says:
yum! kevun teriyaki!
Dextra says:
and then boil him in pork fat!
Child of Bodom says:
I hope he really doesn't spell his name with a U
Child of Bodom says:
mmmmmmmmm animal fat
Dextra says:
oh, did you see how he was getting all pissy when people capatalized the "K"?
Child of Bodom says:
lmao
Child of Bodom says:
yeah
Dextra says:
"i left it small to take the emphasis off the self"
Dextra says:
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!
Child of Bodom says:
indeed
Child of Bodom says:
that has nothing to do with self
Child of Bodom says:
k is k
Dextra says:
and explaining that just made him look like a more self-important ass
Child of Bodom says:
eep
Dextra says:
playing hide and go seek?
Child of Bodom says:
it didn't ask me if I wanted to log out
Dextra says:
it's a bastard sometimes
Child of Bodom says:
stupid uber rich bill gates!
Dextra says:
let's burn him too. and take his money
Child of Bodom says:
hells yeah
Child of Bodom says:
that's enough money for the entier population of the united states to be rich
Dextra says:
no shit. I could live for a decade off what he makes in a day
Child of Bodom says:
revolt!
Dextra says:
*knocks over pc tower*
Dextra says:
oh shit....*
Dextra says:
.........
Child of Bodom says:
it's gonna be ok
Dextra says:
oh no! i squished a bug! my karma is ruined! now i must eat 50 tofu cakes in remorse!
Dextra says:

Child of Bodom says:
lol
Child of Bodom says:
MURDERER!

*some edits for no other reason than I thought it was funnier this way. So nyaa.

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