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Dead Girls Need Love Too

This photo got me barred from posting images to Facebook for the next 7 days. It was posted to an album with a tightly filtered group of people, and either one of them reported it, or Facebook decided to be a bunch of asshats and tell me that this is inappropriate. So I’m posting it all over the internet out of spite. :)
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Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight

Oh. Oh god. I don't even have the words to express the horror that this sort of thing inflicted upon me.

I love, LOVE, the old Universal monster movies. I used to have all of them on VHS back in the day, including the Abbott & Costello ones, just because. My all-time favorite is Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man, for the crackiness of it. Shitty Bela Lugosi as Frankenstein's monster, Lon Chaney Jr overacting, and even a musical number! You can't get that level of fuckery today in cinema unintentionally!

But this...I hope to every god in existence that the person that wrote this letter is still in high school. Otherwise, I hope they obtain a painful case of mutated hemorrhoids. With barbed spikes coming out of them.

Justin...say it with me.... WEREWOLVES ARE RUINED FOREVER!!!!111!!!111!!!!

Fuck this noise. Katy and I broke out the beer and Boondock Saints. Our brains need therapy.
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So a government task force has decided that women shouldn't bother getting a mammogram until the age of 50, and self breast exams are utterly worthless. I shouldn't be this irate this early in the morning.

My aunt beat breast cancer in her late 30's, BECAUSE she caught it early with a self-exam. And because she has had it, it puts me at a higher risk for it. But I shouldn't concern myself for another 18 years, because silly women, they get all paranoid every time they feel the slightest bump and it wastes time and money. This is some serious bullshit right here. Remember when they were telling women to consider themselves "pre-pregnant?" Some things only get more stupid.

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